ah, bowling. the funniest things come across my desk sometimes. recently, there was a little nugget in the April BJ magazine. they quoted an open letter Norman Chad wrote to Barack Obama. it made me chuckle:
"I am disappointed that you just signed a $787 billion economic stimulus package that didn't include a dime for bowling. You want to put this country back on its feet? For starters, there ought to be a bowling center on every corner instead of a Starbucks."
shame on you, Obama. shame. on. you. how dare you put global warming and education before the first great american sport? and, according to Chad, you obviously lobbied to place a Starbucks on every corner. the american people don't need lattes! they need balls and cheese fries!
i thought better of you, Obama. where are your priorities? not in the alleys, that's for darn sure.
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